Pardon the Interruption

We've got quite a surprise for Wild-Card Wednesday. Anyone that's had the pleasure of kicking it with us, knows that we're always game for an argument. Especially with each other. We've had some fantastic debates, so we thought we'd share one of our iChat one-up sessions with everyone. Most of arguments start innocently enough and with us in agreement about something. But, sooner or later, we always throw down.

**Disclaimer: We apologize, but this argument took place over a year ago. It was before we cleaned up our filthy mouths. We've edited it for our younger viewers, though.

January 1, 2009

Dog12: Wow.. the jets are officially the worst most retarded team on the planet
Trash9: Why
Dog12: a) firing Mangini i thought was a knee-jerk reaction, and not a good one
Dog12: he’s taken them from basically terrible all the time to a pretty decent contender
Dog12: but b) you see what these retard players are saying about Favre
Trash9: Oh yea I saw
Trash9: F#!@ Thomas Jones
Dog12: F#!@in moron
Dog12: but u see what one of their other players was saying before this.. right after the game
Trash9: Maybe what?
Dog12: he was like “if he is gunna come to training camp and be part of the team then we want him, but if he doesn’t wanna go through all that with us then he should go somewhere else'
Dog12: some f#!@in 4th year no-name said that
Dog12: if you’re a future hall of famer, and you’re still coming to training camp, then you can say that about Favre
Trash9: Otherewise shut the f#!@ up
Dog12: but if you’re some punk with no legacy, and nothing even resembling a QB behind Favre, you better just be glad you’re not forced to give Favre blowjobs to keep him on your team
Trash9: Hahahaha
Dog12: "If he's dedicated and he wants to come back and do this, and do it the right way ... and be here when we're here in training camp and the minicamps and working out with us ... then I'm fine with it," Rhodes said. "But don't come back if it's going to be half-hearted or he doesn't want to put the time in with us."
Dog12: that’s what Kerry Rhodes said about Favre
Trash9: Clearly Favre has never been halfhearted bout anything
Dog12: another jet spoke anonymously saying that Favre was distant and not a good teammate and shit
Dog12: did u see the clip of him talking to the team before their game against Miami?
Trash9: Naw
Trash9: But apparently the Jets forgot who they were only a year ago
Dog12: it was awesome, he was just like don’t worry about the other things, just go out and play, if it works out it works out, but just play hard.. I love you guys
Trash9: And what these 20 yr old punks want, his old ass to go the club with them?
Trash9: F#!@in selfish punks always tryin to find a scapegoat
Dog12: man people are idiots
Dog12: I’m reading this article right now..
Dog12: The other a vintage Favre interception: A ball thrown off his back foot across the field.
The type of throw for which quarterbacks get benched. But not Favre. He’s a legend. He was just trying to make a play.
Dog12: do they not watch NFL or even look at stats? The reason others get benched and he doesn’t.. is because other idiots do that all the time and do nothing good
Dog12: Favre is a first ballot hall of famer and all time leader in almost every passing category b/c 9 times out of 10 he makes a great play 'trying to make a play'
Dog12: the guy didn’t just fall into MVP awards, career records and Super Bowls by throwing picks all the time and his team bailing him out.. what is wrong with people
Trash9: Right
Trash9: Typical John Clayton-like comment
Trash9: Same people that will defend Romo but hate on Favre
Dog12: right, then later this moron, man I don’t know how we aren’t sports writers...
Trash9: Favre has earned the right
Dog12: says that Homlgren turned Favre into the QB he is today.... or was ten years ago
Dog12: Doesnt that dumb f#!@ know Favre had the second best season of his career just last year
Trash9: Right
Trash9: I hate the mall here, too many good things I wanna buy
Dog12: get Marley and Me
Trash9: Ha now way
Dog12: y not
Trash9: I ain’t tryin to get emo
Dog12: marley and me isnt emo tho
Dog12: its uplifting
Trash9: Yea, so was the holocaust
Dog12: yea, for the Germans
Dog12: Yo, check out this ridiculous profile quote…
Dog12: can hang with me but you gotta have a sense of humor, take a low blow here and there in good fun, and like to party it up, if you wanna join the our squad you gotta hold your own, drink till you drop and be proud that you puked your brains out then drink some more,
Trash9: Whooooooops
Trash9: Man tom’s game is gonna suck
Dog12: y
Trash9: Just for how much id cheer for both teams, it makes me so impartial
Trash9: So I won't really enjoy the game
Dog12: what game
Trash9: Chargers colts
Dog12: I’m colts all the way
Dog12: for two reasons, a) peyton
Dog12: b) if the colts win, they got a good chance to win the Super Bowl
Trash9: As do the chargers
Dog12: if the chargers win, we have no one left to cheer for with a real shot to win it
Trash9: Chargers have as good a shot as anyone
Dog12: ehh i dunno about that
Trash9: Whaat
Trash9: Yea man, they comin in very hot, and record only looks bad, but remember those 2 early season losses that shoulda been wins
Dog12: yea
Dog12: and you know what is weird about this playoff, that gives them more of a chance than usual
Trash9: Hm?
Dog12: there were teams like the Pats and Jets that didnt get in the playoffs that had really, really good records
Dog12: so you’d think like man, the playoffs are loaded this year
Dog12: but there are plenty of wack, bad teams in the playoffs
Trash9: Yea
Trash9: But giants were wack last year and won
Trash9: So anything can happen in the playoffs
Dog12: yea I guess
Dog12: but I mean as I had been saying all year long I thought the giants were really, relly good
Dog12: its near impossible to have a great record in the NFC east, especially last year
Dog12: though the boys went 13-3
Trash9: U did not say all year long that they were really good
Trash9: Just said they didn't suck
Dog12: nah when you would say how wack the giants were cuz u hate them from being in the boys division
Dog12: I was always like they got lots of good players, they were just strugglin to win games
Trash9: Yea cuz they are wack
Trash9: They worse this year
Dog12: like Miami I feel like was actually not as good as New England or the Jets
Dog12: Teneesee is the most over achieving team in league history
Trash9: I agree
Dog12: Chargers are 8-8, the Cardinals have no business in the playoffs
Dog12: Minnesota is trash
Trash9: Feels that way, but their defense is proposterous
Trash9: And great run game
Dog12: Philly is an utter joke getting into the playoffs
Trash9: Philly is better than the giants
Dog12: ur on drugs
Trash9: Behind the cowboys, they were my NFC Super Bowl pick
Dog12: i bet they lose to Sota
Trash9: Ur an idiot
Dog12: i actually wouldn’t be surprised if the wack Falcons made the Super Bowl
Trash9: They suck
Dog12: yea but they basically got a bye playing the Cardinals
Trash9: Cards are better
Dog12: and then they'll play Carolina, in Carolina so they don’t have to travel in the cold
Dog12: dude ur f#!@in retarded if u think the Cards are better than the Falcons
Trash9: They are
Dog12: the cardinals went 8-8 and went 3-5 outside the NFC West
Trash9: So
Dog12: the Cardinals might be the worst team to ever make the playoffs
Trash9: Naw Falcons are
Dog12: the Falcons played in probably the best or second best division this year and went what, 11-5?
Trash9: Don't sice it
Trash9: That division blows balls
Dog12: name two divisions that are definitely better than it
Dog12: and dont say the NFC east
Trash9: NFC east by far
Dog12: you’re an idiot
Trash9: Wow, u sure this ain’t a moron im talkin to
Trash9: Cuz NFC east is clearly better
Dog12: NFC east was soft this year
Dog12: Cowboys were the most underachieving team in NFL history
Dog12: if they woulda been as good as they should have been, then yea
Dog12: but as the NFC east played out, no way
Trash9: ur on drugs
Dog12: the NFC south had a better overall record
Dog12: had two teams win 11 games
Trash9: Whoopdy do
Trash9: Falcons overachieved, they suck
Dog12: did better vs the AFC than the NFC east
Trash9: So we did bettter vs them
Trash9: Dallas beat Tampa with Brad Johnson
Trash9: And Dallas would smack the wack Falcons
Dog12: on Drugs
Trash9: Ur an idiot if u think they are better than Dallas
Dog12: Philly beat ATL by 13, that puts them about 30 points ahead of the bad boys
Trash9: That bears no logic
Dog12: hahaha
Trash9: Falcons also had a cupcake schedule
Trash9: Cowboys schedule was tough as crap
Trash9: Ending the season with the Steelers Giants Ravens and Philly
Dog12: yea but before that Dallas played Skins Niners Seahawks
Trash9: Falcons played West Lib and Cal PA
Dog12: might as well have just chucked 3 wins on the record
Dog12: Cal Pa would loc city the Cowboys
Trash9: Skins were better than anyone the Falcons played
Dog12: you’re an idiot
Trash9: Its true
Dog12: outside their division, the Falcons played 4 playoff teams, the fag-boys played 3
Dog12: and the boys went 0-3 vs playoff teams out of their division
Dog12: Falcons went 2-2 vs playoff teams
Trash9: We still played more playoff teams in total
Dog12: yea and no
Dog12: you guys played 2 playoff teams twice each in your division, only because you guys lost to Philly
Dog12: otherwise Philly wouldn’t be a playoff team
Trash9: U can't say that
Trash9: Philly is a playoff team
Trash9: So that's that
Trash9: And a good playoff team
Trash9: They beat the steelers and us
Dog12: yea I know but what I’m saying is
Dog12: of course you play more playoff teams if two teams in your division made it, bc you didn’t
Dog12: two playoff teams made it in the south too, but the Falcons can’t play themselves
Trash9: Our division is still better
Dog12: no way
Trash9: uhmm, Super Bowl champs and the Eagles
Trash9: And a Cowboys team that still went 9-7
Dog12: Carolina Panthers have the same record as the Giants
Dog12: Falcons have better record than Philly
Trash9: And Fiants beat them
Dog12: and the 3rd and 4th place teams are the same in each
Trash9: And we beat Tampa
Trash9: And Skins beat NO
Trash9: So tiebreaker us
Dog12: haha well a)regardless they are basically even
Trash9: Eagles also beat ATL
Trash9: So we beat that whole division
Dog12: and two all I said was the falcons are way better than the cardinals, and said they played in one of the two toughest divisions
Trash9: How are we not better asshole
Trash9: AFC south failed to win 1 game against us
Trash9: U said name 2 better divisions
Trash9: NFC east is better
Dog12: the NFC east is really the only division you can make a valid argument for, possibly, possibly the AFC east
Dog12: but i say no
Trash9: Not possibly AFC east,for sure
Trash9: U kiddin me
Trash9: And AFC south
Dog12: you’er on drugs
Dog12: the Bills are ten times worse than any team in the NFC south
Dog12: and they don’t have anyone as good as the Panthers
Dog12: AFC south? yea ha
Dog12: with the Jaguars
Dog12: get the eff outta here
Trash9: Ur on f#!@in drugs
Trash9: The Jags sucked this year, but still had to play Titans and Colts 4 times, so that hurt them
Dog12: they still went 3-7 outside the division
Dog12: they blow balls
Dog12: and that’s the whole point..
Trash9: The whole point is ur sicin the NFC south
Dog12: no I’m not
Trash9: And they bout to get locy doked in the Plaaayyyyoffs
Dog12: I said the Falcons had a much better record than the Cards and played in a much tougher division
Dog12: to say the Cardinals are better than the Falcons defies all logic and is insane
Dog12: the Cardinals have the same non-division record as the f#!@in Jaguars
Trash9: I’m just pickin them to win
Dog12: they won 3 games out of the NFC west, get the hell out of here.. that’s the same the Niners won
Trash9: Don't matter, I still think they'll beat the falcons
Dog12: you’re an idiot
Trash9: Ur an idiot for thinkin its insane
Dog12: wait, hahahaha
Dog12: the Niners actually won more non division games than the cardinals
Trash9: Doesn’t make u guys better
Dog12: the Cardinals were one of the ten most ridiculous plays on earth away from missing the playoffs
Trash9: U lost to the cardinals
Dog12: yea on a moron coaching play
Dog12: it was a bigger fluke that they beat us than how Texas lost to Tech
Trash9: Not even close
Trash9: Now ur sicin
Dog12: no, now your sicing
Dog12: Texas dude dropped the interception
Trash9: What, ur on drugs
Dog12: guys drop picks that are in their hands
Dog12: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more often
Dog12: than teams start first and goal on the one, with timeouts, and run out of time with over a minute left and don’t get in and still have timeouts left
Trash9: Droppin a pick from heaven and then that dude breakin 3 tacklers and tip-toeing for a TD
Trash9: Ur on drugs
Trash9: that happens all the time
Trash9: Texas play is imbedded in sports history as one of the craziest series of events, Niners thing is nothin
Trash9: That's happens every week with them
Dog12: first of all don’t ever sice that
Dog12: by next year or the year after, outside of Texas fans no one will ever even remember what happened
Dog12: and second of all that was a bigger thing this year because of the magnitude of the game
Trash9: Ur on drugs
Dog12: I’m on drugs?
Trash9: the game has already been on ESPN classic
Trash9: Ur still drunk aren't you?
Trash9: That's the only way to explain u thinkin the end of the Niners game was more nuts than Tech vs Texas
Dog12: dude u know how many ESPN classic games there are
Dog12: yea it was a sweet game, but don’t say its forever embedded in sports history
Dog12: the Giants Super Bowl winning drive is something that will forever be remembered
Dog12: Doug Flutie's hail mary, the band is on the field.. those are endings that get forever remembered
Trash9: Ok, when that play is nominated for the top plays of the year, it’s something to be remembered
Dog12: yea, of course it’s something to be remembered.. but can you tell me all the plays nominated for top plays at the Espy’s last year
Dog12: or even what last years top college football play was?
Trash9: That play single handedly decided the outcome of a whole season
Trash9: Including the Heisman
Trash9: Yea
Trash9: That sweet catch was
Dog12: that sweet catch
Dog12: way to explain it
Trash9: Was from Mississippii I believe
Dog12: exactly
Dog12: I remember the play your talking about.. but neither of us know what team
Dog12: who it was against or anything
Dog12: and that’s only a year later
Trash9: And Appalachian State
Trash9: Beatin michigan
Trash9: On the blocked FG
Dog12: 1AA beating a D1 top 5 team, obviously memorable
Trash9: What about that school with the million laterals
Dog12: high school play
Dog12: or D3 college or something
Trash9: wasn't high school
Trash9: I thought that was college
Dog12: i dunno, it wasn’t D1.. it was either small college or HS
Trash9: Think it was 1AA or whatever they call it nowadays
Dog12: nah, d3
Dog12: just checked
Trash9: I knew it was college
Dog12: Trinity college
Trash9: Regardless the Texas play was more outrageous than u guys gettin stopped on the goal line
Dog12: but we didn’t get stopped that’s why its insane
Dog12: we ran out of time. having 1:25 or whatever it was and timeouts
Dog12: it wasn’t just a goal line stuff with 2 seconds left
Trash9: Its just along the same absurdity as droppin that pick, but what happened after the dropped pick is what makes it crazier
Dog12: wow ESPN’s poll 'should Brett Favre return to the jets next season?' 72% no
Trash9: I saw that
Trash9: Ridic
Dog12: man Ralph Nadar's quote was sweet too
Trash9: Don't remember
Dog12: the paper told Nadar they wouldn’t cover his presidential bid cuz he had no chance of winning
Dog12: he responded 'then why are you covering the nationals?'
Trash9: Hahaha
Dog12: what a dickhead
Trash9: Sounds like a great guy to me
Trash9: Yo, remember how I said u and **** should have dated last year?
Dog12: yea?
Trash9: Well her fav player in sports is Kobe
Dog12: atta girl
Trash9: Should have moved down here and wifed her last year
Dog12: haha ur on drugs
Dog12: she ain’t cute
Trash9: She ain’t ugly
Dog12: if she was worth me driving down there to wife
Dog12: shed be worth u wifing her urself
Trash9: Haha, she aint my type
Dog12: mine neither


Dog12: aight I gotta go to practice in a few, I'll smoke ya later honkey

And it's fitting that everything comes full circle with us in agreement.